Matt Bellamy, Y U SO SEXY?

Found a few jokes on muse.mu that I really liked:

So Muse were on the coast for vacation, and there was a huge tropical storm. 100 mph winds and everything, obviously very dangerous. But Matt is sitting by the open window next to the toaster. He toasts a piece of bread, butters it, and then just tosses it out the open window! He does this multiple times and eventually Dom has to ask why.

He says, “Matt, why are you throwing your toast out the window? That’s just stupid. It just zooms away and disappears anyway cos of all the wind…”

And Matt says, “Oh come on Dom. Why are you asking that? Everyone knows that butter flies in hurricanes.”

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How many Musers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because Darkshines!

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What did Muse become when they were offered a dodgy contract? Knights of Doncynia (don’t sign here)

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Matt decides to take a  drive to visit the Jorvik Viking Centre. On the way he stops for petrol. He walks into the garage shop to pay and, spying the assistant’s name badge, says (slowly, so he can understand) “Hi Edd, pump number 3, please mate”.

“Hey, aren’t you Matt Bellamy of Muse?” comments Edd.

“Er… yeah,” replies Matt.

“What brings you all the way up here?”

“I’m visiting the Jorvic Centre in York.”

“D’ya need directions to get there, Matt?”

 “No thanks,” says Matt, “I don’t need another map of York, Edd.” _______________________________________________________________________________________________

Got anymore?

Well… first day on the job. Feel free to suggest photos/ideas (as I’m completely new (and blonde)).